We're sorry, things just aren't working out between us. We know that this is the second time we've broken up with you, but please trust us, it's not you, it's us. We like spontaneity, we want to be able to decide half an hour before we watch a movie what we want to see. We're just not ready for the long term commitment and the premeditation it requires to be with you. No, we won't go to Blockbuster, The Red Box or On Demand either. It's ok, we're not looking to jump into a new video relationship quite yet. In fact, part of the problem is that we're in a movie rut. We watch the same nine movies over and over again. When we finish watching Star Wars episodes 1 through 6, we start watching Lord of the Rings. So, you see, we're boring, you don't want to be with us anyway.
Maybe some day we can be together again, but until then, may the force be with you!