So this was the scene Saturday morning at approximately 1:30 am:
For the last week or so, Doug has been falling asleep some where between 9 and 10 pm, which is wonderful. He is then eligible for a bottle some where between 12 and 1 am. He typically sleeps through this bottle and then wakes up some time between 2 and 3, and some times as late as 4 am.
So, I like to problem solve, and believe me, waking up at 2 is a problem. I came up with the world's most brilliant plan: we wake Doug up some time between 12 and 1 for a bottle and then he'll sleep until 5 or 6, maybe 7 if we get lucky! However, as you can see from the picture, this didn't work out so well. You see, he was evidently asleep for a reason. He was freaking tired. Neither coaxing nor cajoling could keep him awake for more than a few sucks of the bottle. Finally, after an hour and 3 sad ounces, we called it quits.
I don't know why Jeff came up with such a stupid idea anyway...